BflY, TTIESE 00NSERYATIYES ARE REALLY SOMETHINO, AREN'T THEY? THEY’RE ALL IN FAYOR 0F THE 0NO0RN. THEY WILL 00 ANYTHING FOR THE 0NBORN. BIIT 0NOE YOII’RE BflRN, YOII’RE 0N YOIIR 0WN. PRO-LIFE 00NSERYATIYES ARE DBSESSED WITH THE FETIIS FROM 00NOEPT|0N T0 NINE MONTHS. AFTER THAT, THEY 00N’T WANT T0 HNOW ABOLIT YOLI. THEY 00N’T WANT T0 HEAR FROM YOII. N0 NOTHINO. N0 NEONATAL BARE, N0 DAY CARE, N0 HEAD START, N0 SCHO0L LUNCH, N0 F000 STAMPS, N0 WELFARE, N0 NOTHINO. IF YOLI'RE PREBflRN, YOII’RE FINE; IF Y0lI’RE PRESCHO0L, YOII'RE F E0. ~0EOROE CARLIN
![“For if once a man indulges himself in murder….” Thomas De Quincey, from “On Murder Being One Of The Fine Arts” [OC] [2408 x 2214]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/o3y5gka2xgh51.jpg "\"For if once a man indulges himself in murder....\" Thomas De Quincey, from \"On Murder Being One Of The Fine Arts\" [OC] [2408 x 2214]")
![[Image] You are the author of your life](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/587itpsrmhgz-1.jpg "[Image] You are the author of your life")
![“No valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now.” By Alan Watts [1200×1200]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/dnd8gj7f1cc71.jpg "\"No valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now.\" By Alan Watts [1200×1200]")
![[Image] You’re NOT a loser.](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/i0UZwme-1.jpg "[Image] You're NOT a loser.")
![“Great! I’ve written something stupid, but I haven’t signed a contract with anyone to produce solely wise and perfect works. I gave vent to my stupidity… and here I am, reborn.” – Witold Gombrowicz [930×1200]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/rm54t11fylc51.png "“Great! I've written something stupid, but I haven't signed a contract with anyone to produce solely wise and perfect works. I gave vent to my stupidity... and here I am, reborn.” - Witold Gombrowicz [930x1200]")
![“If you are bent on assuming a pose and never revealing yourself to anyone frankly …” –Lucius Annaeus Seneca [1440×3440]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/15dleof5xam71.jpg "“If you are bent on assuming a pose and never revealing yourself to anyone frankly ...” –Lucius Annaeus Seneca [1440×3440]")
![[Image] No More Zero Days](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/ln6nd1m4a8n11-1.jpg "[Image] No More Zero Days")
![[Image]: Gotcha Definition of Failure](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/v0216rz2qmz01-1.jpg "[Image]: Gotcha Definition of Failure")
![“Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. ” – Albert Einstein – [1280×720]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/y8jue3xo0gn51.png "\"Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. \" - Albert Einstein - [1280x720]")
![[OC] “You Spend the first years of a childs life…” -Neil deGrasse Tyson [612×792]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/rfirx0vacxh11-1.jpg "[OC] \"You Spend the first years of a childs life...\" -Neil deGrasse Tyson [612x792]")
[OC] “You Spend the first years of a childs life…” -Neil deGrasse Tyson [612×792]
August 23, 2018 at 07:13PM
![[Image] The Worst Disability](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/1BOsKUx-1.jpg "[Image] The Worst Disability")
![[Image] Michael Jordan: “I have missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot, and I missed. I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/3t1qt31fmua81.jpg "[Image] Michael Jordan: “I have missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot, and I missed. I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”")
![[image] new motto](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tIKlAJC-1.jpg "[image] new motto")
![Never be afraid to give someone an opportunity, you never know what can come from it. Create your own world and welcome those who join it. [image]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2uzsspe5h5w31-1.jpg "Never be afraid to give someone an opportunity, you never know what can come from it. Create your own world and welcome those who join it. [image]")
![[Image] There are two ways to be happy: change the situation or change your mindset towards it. – Unknown](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/zbv36ldkul611-1.png "[Image] There are two ways to be happy: change the situation or change your mindset towards it. - Unknown")
![“Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness.” – Desmond Tutu [940×788]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/53dwiy1uqd441.jpg "\"Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness.\" - Desmond Tutu [940x788]")
![[Image] Never!](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/f43in2sdyhm71.png "[Image] Never!")
![“The nature of wit is such that its bite must be like…” – Giovanni Boccaccio [1000×500]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/hjyf4lrkyhw01-1.jpg "\"The nature of wit is such that its bite must be like...\" - Giovanni Boccaccio [1000x500]")
“The nature of wit is such that its bite must be like…” – Giovanni Boccaccio [1000×500]
May 07, 2018 at 04:54PM
![Saint-Tropez, Var, Provence-Alpes-Côte d’Azur, France [Image]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/ehifr7j58vt31-1.jpg "Saint-Tropez, Var, Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur, France [Image]")
![[Image] | It may not look like much, but I haven’t been able to lift properly in years. This is the start of something big.](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/b29apt2elw981.jpg "[Image] | It may not look like much, but I haven’t been able to lift properly in years. This is the start of something big.")
![“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” – Plato [1080 x 1350]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/ut3pedznxgq21-1.jpg "\"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.\" - Plato [1080 x 1350]")
![“The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or touched, they are felt with the heart.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince [1280×720]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/0xizdwr221p41.jpg "“The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or touched, they are felt with the heart.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince [1280x720]")
![[Image]Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/ba85uxdt3q611-1.png "[Image]Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez")
![[Image] Be like a duck…](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/uBXi4xh-1.jpg "[Image] Be like a duck...")
![“It is essential that there should be organization of labor. This is an era of organization. Capital organizes and therefore labor must organize.” – Theodore Roosevelt [850×400]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/1wl8jy83fir71.jpg "\"It is essential that there should be organization of labor. This is an era of organization. Capital organizes and therefore labor must organize.\" - Theodore Roosevelt [850×400]")
![[Image] Art helps me stay sober for 6 years! I painted these pet portraits as Christmas gifts. I have time to paint a few more for free from your photos if someone would like to](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/60bzybq842t71.png "[Image] Art helps me stay sober for 6 years! I painted these pet portraits as Christmas gifts. I have time to paint a few more for free from your photos if someone would like to")
![“And from the crew of Apollo 8, we close with good night, good luck, a merry Christmas – and God bless all of you, all of you on the good Earth.” – Frank Borman [1063 × 1277]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/m13jnp2t97761.jpg "\"And from the crew of Apollo 8, we close with good night, good luck, a merry Christmas - and God bless all of you, all of you on the good Earth.\" - Frank Borman [1063 × 1277]")
![“Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place.” – Rumi [1080 x 1350]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/1cihsoykjus21-1.jpg "\"Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place.\" - Rumi [1080 x 1350]")
![[Image] Win or lose, let both motivate you](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/8mf9husbyg361.jpg "[Image] Win or lose, let both motivate you")
![Found on the wall of an elementary school [image]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/yc6hvf9tlosz-1.jpg "Found on the wall of an elementary school [image]")
![[Image] powers](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/2h6tyqe4b5181.png "[Image] powers")
![“Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.” ~ Albert Camus [1600*900]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/k71lop3jady71.png "“Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.” ~ Albert Camus [1600*900]")
![“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days…” – Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) [950×537]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/pedadau6xfp71.png "\"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days...\" - Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) [950x537]")
![[image] Habits of Success](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/mz7yslgzkw461.jpg "[image] Habits of Success")
![[Image]make sure you never quit on yourself](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/N8xlqu5-1.jpg "[Image]make sure you never quit on yourself")
![[Image] Valuble Time](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/6av0wvjo2kb71.jpg "[Image] Valuble Time")
![[Image] You are a descendant of stars](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/fvjvkxa1cja21-1.jpg "[Image] You are a descendant of stars")
![“In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and I knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I won’t be.” – Dwayne Johnson [640*532]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/lknttu62tgk51.jpg "“In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and I knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I won’t be.” – Dwayne Johnson [640*532]")
![[Image] Don’t hold yourself back!](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/8mdrk6eexb361.jpg "[Image] Don't hold yourself back!")
![[Image] Just wanted to motivate my fellow bros out there to embrace the suck and remember: when life takes your hair, just say “screw the hair,” and bail…](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/3sg6bedfcik21-1.jpg "[Image] Just wanted to motivate my fellow bros out there to embrace the suck and remember: when life takes your hair, just say \"screw the hair,\" and bail...")
![” We must accept finite disappointment but never lose infinite hope ” – Martin Luther King Jr. [1200*630]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/8nm4otu2g0x51.jpg "\" We must accept finite disappointment but never lose infinite hope \" - Martin Luther King Jr. [1200*630]")
![[Image] Build your foundations](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jymr888dshr41.jpg "[Image] Build your foundations")
![“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.” – Ernest Hemingway [1200×628]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/skbi6kcm4yp41.jpg "\"The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.\" - Ernest Hemingway [1200x628]")
![[Image] For anyone who needs a reminder](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/ons60616ph781.png "[Image] For anyone who needs a reminder")