![“I think I’m going to wait until I’m fifty to have kids, so I can be dead by the time they’re unemployed adults.” - Tom Green, 2018 [769x577] “I think I’m going to wait until I’m fifty to have kids, so I can be dead by the time they’re unemployed adults.” – Tom Green, 2018 [769×577]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/0nMerTj-1.jpg)
“I think I’m going to wait until I’m fifty to have kids, so I can be dead by the time they’re unemployed adults.” – Tom Green, 2018 [769×577]
February 13, 2019 at 12:47PM
- February 13, 2019

“Now is not the time for making new enemies.” — Voltaire, French writer (30 May 1778), when asked by a priest to renounce Satan before his death
October 09, 2018 at 02:15AM
- October 9, 2018
February 12, 2018 at 10:30AM
February 12, 2018 at 10:30AM
- February 12, 2018
!["If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking." - Haruki Murakami ----- [694-921 pixels] “If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.” – Haruki Murakami —– [694-921 pixels]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/g8mhtq3jvei21-1.png)
“If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.” – Haruki Murakami —– [694-921 pixels]
February 23, 2019 at 07:44PM
- February 24, 2019
![“Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” - Mark Twain [384 x 216] “Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” – Mark Twain [384 x 216]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Quotation-Mark-Twain-Kindness-is-the-language-which-the-deaf-can-hear-and-29-85-931-1.jpg)
“Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” – Mark Twain [384 x 216]
September 14, 2018 at 12:08PM
- September 14, 2018