![“I think I’m going to wait until I’m fifty to have kids, so I can be dead by the time they’re unemployed adults.” - Tom Green, 2018 [769x577] “I think I’m going to wait until I’m fifty to have kids, so I can be dead by the time they’re unemployed adults.” – Tom Green, 2018 [769×577]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/0nMerTj-1.jpg)
“I think I’m going to wait until I’m fifty to have kids, so I can be dead by the time they’re unemployed adults.” – Tom Green, 2018 [769×577]
February 13, 2019 at 12:47PM
- February 13, 2019
!["Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated" - Confucius [1200 × 568] “Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated” – Confucius [1200 × 568]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/s1daej8yk5e11-1.jpg)
“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated” – Confucius [1200 × 568]
August 04, 2018 at 06:33PM
- August 5, 2018
!["Other people aren't extras in the movie of our life..."- Thrumplednoozitty[1920x1080][OC] “Other people aren’t extras in the movie of our life…”- Thrumplednoozitty[1920×1080][OC]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/a6PVNRU-1.jpg)
“Other people aren’t extras in the movie of our life…”- Thrumplednoozitty[1920×1080][OC]
December 16, 2018 at 01:08PM
- December 16, 2018
![“Try Not to Become a Man of Success. Rather Become a Man of Value.” - Albert Einstein [1024X1024] “Try Not to Become a Man of Success. Rather Become a Man of Value.” – Albert Einstein [1024X1024]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/t5c5vs099p911-1.png)
“Try Not to Become a Man of Success. Rather Become a Man of Value.” – Albert Einstein [1024X1024]
July 13, 2018 at 07:23AM
- July 13, 2018
!["There are a thousand things that can happen when you go to launch a rocket, and only one of them is good." -Tom Mueller [2995x1991] “There are a thousand things that can happen when you go to launch a rocket, and only one of them is good.” -Tom Mueller [2995×1991]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/kgli3gtacvu11-1.jpg)
“There are a thousand things that can happen when you go to launch a rocket, and only one of them is good.” -Tom Mueller [2995×1991]
October 28, 2018 at 02:16AM
- October 28, 2018
![“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better, too.” -Pauli Coelho [800x800] “When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better, too.” -Pauli Coelho [800×800]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/xt0cm8cxm9y01-1.jpg)
“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better, too.” -Pauli Coelho [800×800]
May 16, 2018 at 03:03PM
- May 16, 2018
![“The truth unquestionably is, that the only path to a subversion of the republican system of the Country is, by flattering the prejudices of the people, and exciting their jealousies and apprehensions, to throw affairs into confusion, and bring on civil commotion...” Alexander Hamilton [424x967] “The truth unquestionably is, that the only path to a subversion of the republican system of the Country is, by flattering the prejudices of the people, and exciting their jealousies and apprehensions, to throw affairs into confusion, and bring on civil commotion…” Alexander Hamilton [424×967]](https://offbeatquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/3e0vsvsvi4641.jpg)
“The truth unquestionably is, that the only path to a subversion of the republican system of the Country is, by flattering the prejudices of the people, and exciting their jealousies and apprehensions, to throw affairs into confusion, and bring on civil commotion…” Alexander Hamilton [424×967]
- December 22, 2019